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DM as pirate: Do you trust her?
Gnome Druid: With my life, sir. She saved me from a forest fire when I was but a wee child.
DM: … Are you sure that’s the back story you want to go with?
jehovahs witnesses just came to my door and they were these little old ladies so I didn’t have the heart to tell them I wasn’t interested so yea I just spent 20 minutes learning about jesus while wearing an avocado face mask
are you guacaholy now
Things I wish my mom had told me:
- To play DS games on a 3DS without it looking like a blurry mess, press select while booting up a game. That will shrink the game down to it’s original resolution.
This works with the gba and gbc downloadable games too.
I GET SO ANGRY WHEN I FIND AN AMAZING NEW SONG THEN REALIZE ITS BEEN OUT FOR A LONG TIME ALREADY AND I AM ONLY JUST FINDING IT NOW LIKE NO I NEEDED THIS SONG IN MY LIFE EARLIER
EVERY ONE OF THEM IS A COMPLETE SHIT AND SAIX IS SO DONE WITH BEING THE BABYSITTER
Me (Ranger): I follow the evil monk along the roof tops, trying not to be seen
DM: Okay, stealth roll
Me: *Facepalm* 2
DM: You think you are being stealthy…..
Me: *exasperated* but?
DM: You are now Kronk from the Emperors New Groove
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